An Aliyah Journal

Don't come out until you've been wearing your big girl undies for more than a week. My girlfriend, a mother of four, and I always joke about how compatible we would be if only we were gay. She doesn’t mind folding the washing, I quite like to cook and we get along like a house on fire. “We could just bring a gorgeous young Jamaican guy to come visit a few times a week,” she suggests playfully as we sip on our rose water tea and dream about our little shared shack on the beach. The thing is though, that I don’t really like men with Rastafarian dreads, and she doesn’t like them groomed and clean shaven. Pity about that. Though it’s taken me a lifetime of being in my big girl body to know exactly what I do and don't like. So when a twelve year old comes out to her family and community about being gay, trans or cyber-gendered, I would suggest she return to the drawing board of her fertile imagination and wait a few years until she really knows who she is

There is a clip I shared on Facebook showing the mother of the disgusting specimen of garbage who killed twenty three year old Hadas Malka in cold blood last Friday, saying, “I wanted him to succeed, in killing twenty, fifty, one hundred of them (Jews). Thank god, I am proud.…” A friend of mine commented on the post saying, “I feel nauseous”. The chasm between the two mind-sets is obvious. Though I am not generally one to talk in absolutes, this difference between them is as vast as that between good and evil itself. That the obvious has to be stated; that Jews and Muslims are neither good nor evil, speaks to the profound stupidity accompanying this generation of university and universally educated and their accompanying quasi-journalist. But what is fundamentally true is this, Jewish mothers feel nauseous at the very thought that any mother would be proud of her child for having killed an innocent human being in cold blood, because she believes he will be rewarded in the wo

I admit to being a little arrogant when it comes to wearing the 'mother' archetype and I am entirely comfortable adding Jewish to the equation. Never more so than when I am out in public in Israel. Somehow I feel that every child is partly mine and while I'm not one to tell other mothers to cover their babies naked heads in the cold, I have been known to pat one or two as they pass by.  I found motherhood relatively easy. Actually that's a lie. I found motherhood excruciatingly difficult, even to this day. But it does come naturally to me. As a very young mother I was very confident. I was determined enough to breastfeed while many gave up easily, confident enough to handle my newborn without help and gutsy enough to go up against the established norms of the day declining mandatory immunization. My blood pressure was low enough for me not to be a helicopter parent and my faith high enough to trust that my kids were fine, even if the road was often and litera